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2021-02-16
Dose 1 — Moderna
2021-03-20
Registered in v-safe
2021-03-20
Dose 2 — Moderna
2021-03-20
Health check-in — day 0, dose 2
Feeling: Good · None

Adult check-in
2021-03-21
Health check-in — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
Feeling: Poor · Site: Pain · Fever · Chills, Headache, Muscle or body aches, Fatigue or tiredness · Be unable to do your normal daily activities

Adult check-in
2021-03-22
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Good · Site: Pain

Free text: Donald Trump not being arrested for crimes committed is a pain in my ass. I looked that symptom up on Web MD and my best guess is that makes Donald Trump a Hemorrhoid.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-03-23
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Good · Site: Pain

Free text: A (b)(6) experienced a mass shooting event yesterday. Please ask Congress to stop preventing the CDC from researching violent incident involving firearms, as knowledge followed by action is the best way to prevent this from happening again. After reading Ted Cruzs response to the incident it seems likely he enjoys hearing about dead children on the news- I recommend keeping kids away from him.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-03-24
Health check-in — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
Feeling: Good · None

Adult check-in
2021-03-26
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Good

Free text: Every time Tucker Carlson claims to be outraged, I start dying of laughter due to the incredulity of it all.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-05
Health check-in — day 14, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in
2021-04-12
Health check-in — day 21, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in
2021-09-20
Health check-in — 6 months, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in

Vaccinations

Dose	Date	Manufacturer	Co-administered
1	2021-02-16	Moderna
2	2021-03-20	Moderna

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Release 6 — days 1–6 daily, dose 2

2021-03-22

Systemic reaction (other): Donald Trump not being arrested for crimes committed is a pain in my ass. I looked that symptom up on Web MD and my best guess is that makes Donald Trump a Hemorrhoid.

2021-03-23

Systemic reaction (other): A (b)(6) experienced a mass shooting event yesterday. Please ask Congress to stop preventing the CDC from researching violent incident involving firearms, as knowledge followed by action is the best way to prevent this from happening again. After reading Ted Cruzs response to the incident it seems likely he enjoys hearing about dead children on the news- I recommend keeping kids away from him.

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2021-03-26

Systemic reaction (other): Every time Tucker Carlson claims to be outraged, I start dying of laughter due to the incredulity of it all.

Each entry is dated by the survey it was written in (the CDC re-sent the releases with survey dates in 2025); click a date to see that survey response. The CDC cut some text off at about 250 characters: symptoms in every release, and the other two fields in releases 9-12. Those entries are marked "cut off by CDC".

MedDRA terms by release

Field	Preferred term	2021-09	2023-04	2024-11
SRO	Unevaluable event	✓	✓	✓

✓ active code · ○ coded but marked inactive · blank = not in that release