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2021-03-16
Dose 1 — Pfizer-BioNTech
2021-04-06
Dose 2 — Pfizer-BioNTech
2021-04-07
Registered in v-safe
2021-04-07
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Poor · Site: Pain · Fever · Chills, Headache, Joint pains, Muscle or body aches, Fatigue or tiredness, Abdominal pain · Be unable to work, Be unable to do your normal daily activities

Free text: My Ass is Leaky

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-08
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Thirst — Feeling: Good

Free text: Thirsty

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-09
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Flatulence — Feeling: Good · Abdominal pain, Rash, not including the immediate area around the injection site

Free text: Ive been blowing a bit of ass but that may just be normal. My wife says Im a professional farter

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-10
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Abdominal discomfort — Feeling: Good

Free text: Ive got to say that my bowels were a bit twisty wit a slight tinge of coal mine vent shaft . A slight liquid gurgle but Ive noticed more of a (b)(6)Flood after the little (b)(6)boy pulls his finger out.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-11
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Good · Diarrhea

Free text: Ok so...I was turtle heading this morning and decided to drop the kids off at the pool. What I thought was a brown lizard the size of my index finger turned out to be the size of my forearm! Im not gay or anything so thats unusual for me. That Mr. (b)(6) just slid out like it was on a slip and slide. An odd Occurrence that someone at the FDA might need to look into.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-12
Survey response — days 1–6 daily, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Good · Fatigue or tiredness

Free text: I worked pretty hard today so I dont think its the vaccine.

MedDRA releases: 2021-09,2023-04,2024-11 · check-in free text available
2021-04-27
Health check-in — day 21, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in
2021-05-11
Health check-in — day 35, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in
2021-05-20
Health check-in — day 42, dose 2
Feeling: Good

Adult check-in
2022-04-06
Survey response — 12 months, dose 2
MedDRA: Unevaluable event — Feeling: Fair · Be unable to do your normal daily activities

Free text: My butthole is raw? Why is this happening? Some of my associates attribute this to my lifestyle/food choices however I feel it's the vaccine. They ask:"Did that smell really come out of you"?

MedDRA releases: 2024-11 · check-in free text available

Vaccinations

Dose	Date	Manufacturer	Co-administered
1	2021-03-16	Pfizer-BioNTech
2	2021-04-06	Pfizer-BioNTech

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Release 7 — days 1–6 daily, dose 2

2021-04-07

Systemic reaction (other): My Ass is Leaky

2021-04-08

Systemic reaction (other): Thirsty

2021-04-09

Systemic reaction (other): Ive been blowing a bit of ass but that may just be normal. My wife says Im a professional farter

2021-04-10

Systemic reaction (other): Ive got to say that my bowels were a bit twisty wit a slight tinge of coal mine vent shaft . A slight liquid gurgle but Ive noticed more of a (b)(6)Flood after the little (b)(6)boy pulls his finger out.

redacted (b)(6)

2021-04-11

Systemic reaction (other): Ok so...I was turtle heading this morning and decided to drop the kids off at the pool. What I thought was a brown lizard the size of my index finger turned out to be the size of my forearm! Im not gay or anything so thats unusual for me. That Mr. (b)(6) just slid out like it was on a slip and slide. An odd Occurrence that someone at the FDA might need to look into.

redacted (b)(6)

2021-04-12

Systemic reaction (other): I worked pretty hard today so I dont think its the vaccine.

Release 11 — 12 months, dose 2

2022-04-06

Symptoms: My butthole is raw? Why is this happening? Some of my associates attribute this to my lifestyle/food choices however I feel it's the vaccine. They ask:"Did that smell really come out of you"?

Each entry is dated by the survey it was written in (the CDC re-sent the releases with survey dates in 2025); click a date to see that survey response. The CDC cut some text off at about 250 characters: symptoms in every release, and the other two fields in releases 9-12. Those entries are marked "cut off by CDC".

MedDRA terms by release

Field	Preferred term	2021-09	2023-04	2024-11
SD	Unevaluable event	·	·	✓
SRO	Abdominal discomfort	✓	✓	✓
SRO	Flatulence	✓	✓	✓
SRO	Thirst	✓	✓	✓
SRO	Unevaluable event	✓	✓	✓

✓ active code · ○ coded but marked inactive · blank = not in that release